In loving memory to Melanie Spearman, a woman of many talents and my friend who guided and assisted me in launching my merchandise through her creative flare. A phenomenal woman gone far too soon. May she continue to rest in paradise and know that she will never be forgotten.
Relationships are a mix of pleasure and pain. Bondage Hot sauce bound to bring you a whirlwind of both.
These flavors will tie you in knots!
Let me burn your booty hole!
Each variety comes with its own unique story and is hand-crafted with love in Phoenix, Arizona.
Still Single
- Hot Sauce & Chill?So, you met someone. Things are going great! Romantic nights out, passionate nights in, and everything in between. You just click with this person. It's like a fairytale, what could go wrong? Then it happens. One day those rose-colored glasses slip off your smiling, hopeful face. You see the ugly truth after a seemingly small disagreement. Suddenly, you start to wonder about all those "awful" exes you heard all about. What was their side of the story? Maybe this person isn't the perfect prince or princess you thought you were falling for. Now when your friends ask how things are going with so-and-so or how your love life is, you're back to replying, "Still Single..."
Here's to the wild journey of sweet beginnings, and unexpected, heated endings.
Contains: Tomatillos, habanero peppers, jalapeño peppers, and serrano peppers - How Hot?Mild: Just friends - little to no heat but all the flavor. Scoville: 200,000
- Plays Well WithEverything: the balance of sweet and heat makes this one enjoyable as an add-in to any condiment. Also try it in a sandwich or in any crock-pot recipe, if you're felling really wild.
Because You Cheated
- Hot Sauce & Chill?You sensed something was wrong. The short replies, the very apparent disinterest. What once was a strong flame is now but a sad, twinkling ember of a passion that once was. Then, your worst fear and creeping suspicion is confirmed - there's someone else. Time goes on, you get back up and attempt to mend together the pieces of your broken heart through dead-end dates and rebounds. But you can't seem to shake the one that did you wrong. Then you get a text months later - "Hey. Hope you're doing well." Maybe we can just meet for coffee and see how it goes...
Contains: Habanero peppers, tomatillos, serrano peppers, and jalapeño peppers - How Hot?Medium: Friends with benefits - nothing serious, but still having a real good time. Scoville: 600,000
- Plays Well WithTacos and breakfast foods.
Ghosted
- Hot Sauce & Chill?Back to square one. Alone, but don't want to be. Getting back with the ex didn't work out. Maybe chat up some old flings? No. They're now in relationships. The one that isn't, left you on read. Why is it so difficult to find a genuine person who's compatible with you? You get lucky and find someone through a popular dating website that you just click with. Awesome! You chat for a few weeks, go on a date or two. This is great, you can't believe you were about to give up hope. Of course there was someone out there waiting for you. One day, there's a change in tone, messages come less and less frequently. Maybe they're just busy, that's okay. Everyone gets busy, right? But now you're getting no response. At all. Alright. You get the hint. Back to square one...
Contains: Trinidad peppers and scorpion peppers - How Hot?Hot: Going steady - this might hurt in the end, but what's life without risks? Scoville: 1,000,000
- Plays Well WithTacos, steak, chicken.
This Is My Revenge
- Hot Sauce & Chill?You’ve finally had enough. You’re tired of the lies and games. You’re tired of constantly thinking everything is your fault. You’ve spent years trying to make things work. You’ve spent endless nights on dating apps or at bars looking for “the right one” to try to distract you and ease the pain. Enough is enough. It’s time to move on, for good. But before you do, make one last farewell meal. Then, just when they think everything will be okay, your fiery revenge hits them. Now you can finally move on. You've gotten your closure - burning them like they've burned you so many times before.
- How Hot?Heartbreaker: The one that got away – tears, so many tears. And regrettable, drunken text messages. You’ll recover, but you’ll always remember this one. Scoville: 3,000,000
- Plays Well WithSalads, avocado, anything served with sour cream.
Still Single & Because You Cheated Bundle
- Hot Sauce & Chill?Not ready to commit to just one? See if you're ready for an open relationship with this Still Single and Because You Cheated bundle.
Beginning to End 4-Pack Bundle
- Hot Sauce & Chill?Embrace it all with this bundle of all 4 hot sauces: Still Single, Because You Cheated, Ghosted, and This Is My Revenge
Bondage Hot Sauce T-Shirt
- Hot Sauce & Chill?Show ’em why you’re “Still Single” with this Bondage Hot Sauce t-shirt! The single-sided option ($20) features the “Still Single” art on the front. The double-sided option ($35) features the “Still Single” art on the front and the “Because You Cheated” art on the back.
DiscoverThe Heat
We’ve all been there at one point. We get a little lonely we go to a bar and we meet someone, maybe we’re just looking for a fling or maybe we’re hoping to connect with someone.
What we never anticipate is actually finding that connection, because let’s face it… dating sucks. So when we do find it, it takes us on an emotional roller coaster and awakens our “feelings“ – you know those things that you shut down a long time ago when your ex ripped out your heart and left you for someone else.
Whether the reason is deeply psychological or just loneliness, we can often allow ourselves to fall for the unrealistic grounds of a quick connection.
This is why each of my four twisted hot sauces now exist. Whether you have a desire for pleasure or pain, these flavors will tie you in knots!
What's Your Kink?Spice it Up
Mild
Just friends – little to not heat, but all the flavor
Medium
Friends with benefits – nothing serious, but still having a real good time
Hot
Going steady – this might hurt in the end but what’s life without risks?
Heartbreaker
The one that got away – tears, so many tears. And regrettable, drunken text messages. You’ll recover, but you’ll always remember this one.
MeetThe Woman Behind The Bottles
I have overcome many obstacles in my past, and through perseverance and hard work, I obtained my 4 year college degree in criminal justice and psychology. I am also a comedian and use comedy and crafting hot sauces as a form of therapy. I was inspired to start my own hot sauce business inspired by failed relationships because my dating life is a complete and total train wreck. It dawned on me that I’m not alone, and I could use this as an outlet to help myself and others. This for me is my closure, for every single failed attempt at love.
Maybe you have a significant other whose cooking is atrocious – this is how my hot sauces can help save relationships also! Whatever the case may be, my only hope is that you enjoy my hot sauces as much as I do.
MeetThe Woman Behind The Bottles
I have overcome many obstacles in my past, and through perseverance and hard work, I obtained my 4 year college degree in criminal justice and psychology. I am also a comedian and use comedy and crafting hot sauces as a form of therapy. I was inspired to start my own hot sauce business inspired by failed relationships because my dating life is a complete and total train wreck. It dawned on me that I’m not alone, and I could use this as an outlet to help myself and others. This for me is my closure, for every single failed attempt at love.
Maybe you have a significant other whose cooking is atrocious – this is how my hot sauces can help save relationships also! Whatever the case may be, my only hope is that you enjoy my hot sauces as much as I do.
Notches on the BedpostReviews + Reactions
LA Morena
2023-03-08T06:09:12+0000
I absolutely LOVE this hot sauce line. Not only is it relatable it’s delicious! This is my revenge is the perfect level... of flavor and spicy enough to make you appreciate it. I love Still Single with chicken and fish and Because you cheated with breakfast foods. I highly recommend this hot sauce!read more
Crystal Lynn English
2022-01-25T03:29:41+0000
I absolutely LOVE the flavor of “Still Single” I bought all 4 flavors and I will most definitely be ordering more!
Reina Rodriguez
2020-04-20T19:47:13+0000
I am so picky about hot sauce because I hate the taste of vinegar but this hot sauce dose not taste like that at all.... This is my revenge has a lot of heat but is packed with flavor. I’ve used in on enchiladas, pad Thai and even guacamole. Definitely will be ordering more!read more
Julz Derbo
2020-04-16T14:21:22+0000
I highly recommend the sauce there is one for everyone’s taste bud for everyone’s mood at every type of food this is... one of a kind of a recipe I highly recommend bandage hot sauce you’ll never go back to your old sauceread more
Phillip Jewell
2020-04-15T14:42:24+0000
This hot sauce is amazing! “Simply amazing. Great addition to any breakfast and takes taco Tuesday to another level. I... would definitely recommend this hot sauce to everyone I know 🙌🏽read more
Heidi Elizabeth
2020-04-06T01:37:14+0000
I didn’t know I needed hot sauce on everything until I tried Bondage hot sauce. I found my soulmate in the still single... flavor. Absolutely delicious, great flavor and perfect spiceread more
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